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What the Ghost of George Patton Would Say to Code Pink

April 6, 2008
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To Code Pink and friends:

I think this is how General George S. Patton would sum things up…and then catch holy hell from Ike.

He sure had a unique way of expressing his thoughts.

Ghost of General Patton

A Message from the Ghost of General Patton:

ATTENTION!



To ALL those whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it’s time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.

See if you can tear yourself away from your ‘reality’ TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your flabby ass –
and LISTEN UP!

“Abu Ghraib is not ‘torture’ or an ‘atrocity’. This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers.
A little fun at someone else’s expense.
Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad.

Got that?”

“THIS IS an atrocity!”



“So Was This!”

“WHICH PART DON’T YOU GET?”

“Religion of Peace?

My Ass!

Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting, as we speak, to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can.

Some of them are here among us now.

You are infidels.

They don’t want to convert you and don’t want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah’s paradise. They don’t give a shit how ‘progressive’ you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause.

They want your ass dead , and they think it is God’s will for them to do it.

And you think Bush and Cheney are your worst enemies?”

“Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them, then they’ll like us…and if you agree?

Then you are a pathetic dumb ass!

If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax — you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance.

Stop bitchin’ about your damn Health Care, Social Security, Gas prices, and your measly 3.25% unemployment rate…and start worrying about you, your family’s, and your friends’ families.

How many more Americans must be beheaded before you stop blaming Bush for all your troubles ?

You’ve fallen asleep AGAIN, dumb ass!

“And you may not get another chance!

NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS -
and pass this on to any and every person you give a damn about..
if you ever gave a damn about anything!”

“DISMISSED!”

The truth shall set you free!

George S. Patton

by Mondoreb
hat tip: Scott & Vickie
image: email
Source: Library of Email Knowledge

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6 Responses to What the Ghost of George Patton Would Say to Code Pink

  1. RAPH on April 6, 2008 at 21:06

    “A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week.”

    “May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won’t.”

    Gen. George S. Patton Jr.

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  3. Ozaob on April 7, 2008 at 18:48

    I think he would walk right up to Medea and put 45slug right through her head.

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  4. Roger W. Gardner on April 7, 2008 at 19:44

    Great post. Great thought. We can only wonder how he would really react. But your guess is a good one.

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  5. cuchieddie on April 7, 2008 at 21:02

    My first e-mail to Medea slamming her and code puke was responed to by telling me that I was an angry young man. After my second and third, she has ceased responding. I think maybe it had to do with my comment about smashing her face in with a baseball bat and shitting on her face. Whattaya think?

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  6. damian Ruiz on June 8, 2008 at 20:44

    none

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