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Is your town a speed trap?

Find out at Speedtrap.org’s State by State List of speedtraps.

They also have an interesting article by the National Motorists Association titled “Are You a Cop Car Magnet?”

And, a classic speedtrap joke–because sometimes, you have to laugh about it.

While she was “flying” down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What’s your hurry?”

To which she replied, “I’m late for work.”

“Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”

I’m a rectum stretcher,” she responded.

The cop stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?”

“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet.”

“And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” he asked.

“You give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge…”

by RidesAPaleHorse
Image: RAPH

Also posted at DBKP at Blogger.
Originally posted at DBKP at Blogger.