Priceless: The Mastercard Wedding
You got to love this guy…
This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University .
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of
everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8×10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, ‘F—you!’ Then he turned
to his bride and said, ‘F— you!’
Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
‘I’m outta here.’
He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge–making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride’s and best man’s reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard ‘priceless’
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone’s face
when they see the 8×10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money
can’t buy, for everything else
there’s MASTERCARD.
‘Life isn’t like a bowl
of cherries or peaches,
it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos–
what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow…..’
by RidesAPaleHorse
image/Source: RAPH
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Damn fine story, RAPH!
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Sorry Rides, this one is urban legend.
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp
Nice touch with the pictures though. The top one is of imberly Jones and David Alexander, Executive Directors in Atlanta, Louisiana
and North Carolina, at their wedding March 2, 2002. According to http://www.bni.com/successnet2005//2nd_qtr_2002/news-na.shtml
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Oops, that should be Kimberly Jones, I must have missed the K on my cut and paste.
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CyanSnowHawk:
I wondered about it, but you know, it’s such a damn fine story. I think it touches everyone who ever got “done wrong” and couldn’t make it right.
…it’s just about priceless.
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Ok…….ok……so it’s worth $1.13
Oh well that’ll teach me huh?
Probably not……..lol!!
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